Funny
Fun Quizzes
Here are some websites with fun, meaningless quizzes, some of which provide personalized banners to place on your own website. Even if you don't want to post your results, it is still lots of fun.
http://www.namethatwhatever.com
http://www.heyquiz.com
http://www.blogthings.com
http://www.stupidtester.com
Cat Assassins!
If you own a cat, you know there is something sneaky about them. Here is the truth about how their innocent looking actions are actually preparation for killing you.
These were found on Neurotic By Nature
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
A while ago, when I became a Twitter-er and was looking for people to follow, I came across the list of Twitter "celebrities" and discovered iJustine. I have also been following her blog, and find her quite amusing. She takes video and pictures of just about every aspect of her life, blogs it, tweets it, Plurks it, and who know what else. I don't even know how she became popular... she describes herself as a Mac user, blogger, internet lover and new media connoisseur. She is a total Apple lover and somehow she has sucked me into her life while still knowing little about her.
Here is one of her "Tasty Blog Snacks" that I found amusing--
I saw this LOLCat, and got a good chuckle
I made this video on Monday (8/18) morning. It is of my lil Monster giving a cat a ride in the babydoll stroller. This is not a one time thing, they do this at least once every day
Get Ready!
New Kids on the Block, one of the original boy bands, is coming to Mall of America! They will be signing autographs and performing, all set up by Best Buy, a new addition to the mall, it is part of their grand opening. The boys will be there this Friday, 8/8/08. I read over the RULES for getting an autograph, and boy there are a lot, and they are strict. I have summarized them here:
- Only if you pre-order the new CD ($9.99), starting at 10:00am, you will get a laminate poster and the first how-many-of-them will get a special bracelet. You need the bracelet if you want an autograph. You are limited to four bracelettes, but not for laminates.
- There will be someone monitoring the line, and you can only stand in line if you have the bracelet, (or under 12, I guess for now 30-something fans with kids) and there appears to be no tampering.
- You MUST stay in a single file line.
- To save your space, you must be in line, only leaving for bathroom breaks and short trips for food, but one in your party must stay behind, in line. If you do leave, you go to the back of the line.
- NKOTB will not sign memorabilia, and no personalization is allowed, and no photos.
You can start lining up at 4am on Friday morning, doors open at 5am. They start selling the CDs at 10. If you get there too early, you are told to go away. I'd hate to have that job, getting to work probably by 3am, it would be a full seven hours of babysitting until they open the doors for sales. The performance/signing doesn't start until 5:30pm
Wow!
I have to go buy my hairspray and find some safety pins for my pant legs. I also need to warm up my voice so I don't get too hoarse screaming all that time while in line.
In my web travels, I found myself on a Nickelodeon website and looked at “sponsored links” they had below. I did a double take and realized that Nickjr.com is rotating a link to the show, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!. It is from Showtime, so Nickelodeon and they must be owned by the same company or have some sort of relationship. Either way, if a child clicked on this, they would definitely see the word “Bullshit” (the largest font on the page and across the top). The target audience is a step up from the preschool shows, so I’m sure there are a lot of kids that could read this.
Videonacho.com displays another cool video every day. Yesterday was this one of Conan O'Brien and his adventures with UPS.
